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capnsword's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 22 (From 6 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 355 Points

Cosmo Gravity

In Space Unlocked 10/19/13
50 Points
Complete 5 levels
Deep in Space 50 Points Complete 20 levels
Is It Dangerous? 50 Points Complete 15 levels
Sharp Saws 50 Points Complete 10 levels
Last Exit 100 Points Complete 25 levels

Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)

Elf Story

Arrow To The Neck Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Baseball Bat Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Giant Fist Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Steel Sword Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Start Unlocked 1/31/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Spin Attack Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished Unlocked 1/31/13
10 Points
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Game Won Unlocked 1/31/13
50 Points
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed Unlocked 1/31/13
50 Points
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Arrow Death 5 Points You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Halfsies 5 Points You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Shrunken Head 25 Points You found the magical shrunken head!

Medals Earned: 15/44 (190/500 points)

Neonball

10 Levels Unlocked 9/21/13
25 Points
10 Levels Completed
20 Levels 25 Points 20 Levels Completed
30 Levels 25 Points 30 Levels Completed
40 Levels 25 Points 40 Levels Completed
All Levels 50 Points All Levels Completed
All Stars 50 Points All Stars Collected
All Time Trials 50 Points All Time Trials Completed
Boss Defeated 50 Points Boss Defeated
Neon City 100 Points Game 100% Completed
A Keen Sercet Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/450 points)

Orbox C

Orbox C. Medal 2 Unlocked 10/19/13
25 Points
Collect 100 stars
Orbox C. Medal 1 25 Points Explode 50 bombs
Orbox C. Medal 3 50 Points Break 100 ice cubes
Orbox C. Medal 4 100 Points Complete the game
Orbox C. Medal 5 100 Points Complete the game within 500 seconds

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/300 points)

Push Me

PFirst PFerfect Unlocked 12/28/13
5 Points
You got your first perfect level score.
PFifteen PFerfects 5 Points You've got 15 Perfect Scores!
PFinished! 25 Points You've beaten Push Me! Congrats!

Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/35 points)

Road of the Dead 2

Slip and Slide Unlocked 9/21/13
10 Points
Don't hit anything after sliding through an oil slick
Gun Slinger Unlocked 9/21/13
25 Points
Weaken a hood grappling zombie with 1 weapon, then quickly switch to another weapon to finish it off with one shot
Perfect Defense Unlocked 9/21/13
25 Points
While stopped during a task, don't let a single zombie reach your vehicle's hood
F@#K Wheels! 5 Points Drive 3 km with no wheels
Free Ride 5 Points Complete story mode with atleast 1 rescued civilian still in your vehicle
Hydroficially Evolved 5 Points Destroy a fire hydrant and use its water to extinguish your engine fire.
Been there, Killed that 10 Points Kill one of each enemy type
Come with me if you want to live 10 Points Rescue and secure a civilian
Death Race 10 Points Maintain max speed for 0.5 km
Gibs n Gravy 10 Points Splatter 50 zombies with your vehicle or guns
Ground Beef 10 Points Remove a mutant side grapple by grinding it off on a rail/wall
Blunt Force Trauma 25 Points Kill 100 zombies with your vehicle
I'm the Alpha 25 Points Kill an alpha mutant with a pistol
Knowledge is Survival 25 Points Unlock the entire survival guide
Metal Dragon 25 Points In rescue mode, don't let a single civilian die for 3 rounds in a row
Mutant Sandwich 25 Points Survive 2 mutant side grappling both characters
Dead on Time 50 Points Gain 1 minute bonus time in out of time mode
Heaven Sent 50 Points Save 50 civilians in Rescue Op before failing
I've seen things... 50 Points Reach max levels on at least one character
First Blood 100 Points Reach 20 km in f.u.b.a.r.
Hardcore Survival 100 Points Complete Hardcore Story mode
Into the Wild Blue Yonder 100 Points Complete story mode
Mutant Stomp 100 Points Reach 20 km in mutant meltdown
Perfect Soldiers 100 Points Upgrade every perk, gun, and max level both characters
Zombie Slayer 100 Points Reach 20 km in dead state

Medals Earned: 3/25 (60/1,000 points)